It is 6.11am and rather than being woken by a “cock a doodle do000” of a countryside cockerel, I have been woken by a guy screaming undistinguishable words into a microphone. Call me culturally insensitive but I am a very light sleeper at the best of times.
I am praying he will shut up soon.
I have been unduly unfair. The plug was pulled a few minutes after he started and my morning grouch has subsided. At least it was not Chris Moyles.